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The Cake is a Lie by DarkShinkei5 The Cake is a Lie by DarkShinkei5
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!

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M0VED Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!

It's hard to overstate 
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must 
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying 
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying 
'til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are 
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned!
Think of all the things we learned!
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am 
still alive. 
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive

Still alive.

Still alive.
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fuzed-ice Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But theres no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Then the science gets fun and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
This was an awesome game :-)
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fuzed-ice Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But theres no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying til you run of cake. Then the science gets fun and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. 
This was an awesome game :-) 
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Guil42 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Writer
If the cake is a lie then The pie must be the truth!
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CherryOnee-chan Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For the good
Of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still Alive.
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KagamineLenFangirl Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student
that is cute even though i feel that i am suppose to get some sort of joke but i don't
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13DeadSilence13 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
:'( NO!!! why must it be a lie!!! and ofcourse im going to choose apeture science!!!! i love you cake!
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Caroline1539 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes. I picked Aperture Science! What do I get???
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counselorslug Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XD NO ITS NOT!! i pick... Aperture Science! YEY WHAT DO I GET?! :D
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TheBiggestLieEver Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
i spent 3 hours singing the song over and over, and then i sat here trying to press the buttons...
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