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The Cake is a Lie by DarkShinkei5 The Cake is a Lie by DarkShinkei5
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
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The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!
The cake is a lie!

Portal and other stuff (c) Valve Corporation
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:icongaminggeekgirly:
gaminggeekgirly Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
NOOOO
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:iconm0ved:
M0VED Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist

This was a triumph!
I'm making a note here:
Huge success!

It's hard to overstate 
my satisfaction.

Aperture Science:
We do what we must 
because we can
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.

But there's no sense crying 
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying 
'til you run out of cake.
And the science gets done.
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are 
still alive.

I'm not even angry...
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me.

And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you!

Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time!
So I'm GLaD I got burned!
Think of all the things we learned!
for the people who are
still alive.

Go ahead and leave me...
I think I'd prefer to stay inside...
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa?
That was a joke. Ha Ha. Fat Chance!

Anyway this cake is great!
It's so delicious and moist!

Look at me: still talking
when there's science to do!
When I look out there,
it makes me glad I'm not you.

I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am 
still alive. 
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive

Still alive.

Still alive.
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fuzed-ice Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But theres no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. Then the science gets fun and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.
This was an awesome game :-)
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fuzed-ice Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013
For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But theres no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying til you run of cake. Then the science gets fun and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive. 
This was an awesome game :-) 
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:iconguil42:
Guil42 Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2013  Student Writer
If the cake is a lie then The pie must be the truth!
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:iconcherryonee-chan:
CherryOnee-chan Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
For the good
Of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
Over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
Till you run out of cake.
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are
Still Alive.
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:iconkagaminelenfangirl:
KagamineLenFangirl Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2012  Student
that is cute even though i feel that i am suppose to get some sort of joke but i don't
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:icon13deadsilence13:
13DeadSilence13 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
:'( NO!!! why must it be a lie!!! and ofcourse im going to choose apeture science!!!! i love you cake!
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:iconcaroline1539:
Caroline1539 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Yes. I picked Aperture Science! What do I get???
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:iconcounselorslug:
counselorslug Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
XD NO ITS NOT!! i pick... Aperture Science! YEY WHAT DO I GET?! :D
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:iconthebiggestlieever:
TheBiggestLieEver Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
i spent 3 hours singing the song over and over, and then i sat here trying to press the buttons...
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:iconrowlingfan12:
RowlingFan12 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
From memory:

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.
:iconthecakeisalieplz::iconcakeplz::iconportalcakeplz:
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:iconpeppermint334:
Peppermint334 Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It is!
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:icontheneonvampire:
theneonvampire Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2012
Stupid cake... >O<
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:iconromeoandrebecca:
romeoandrebecca Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
Why can't cake be truthful?! :( ohhh Portal you have ruined cake for me.
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:icontooziebaby108:
tooziebaby108 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
I did 1 of these
GLaDOS IS A BIG FAT ROBOT LIER WHO EATS ALL THE CAKE!!!!!!!!
Seriously, now im scared of cake.
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:iconang365231:
ang365231 Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*cries* GLaDOS LIED TO ME ;_;! THE CAKE IS A FUCKING LIEEEEEEE~!!!! DDD':
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:iconvampirenekosan:
VampireNekoSan Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2011
Where's the "Continue making portals" button? *le shot* FOR THE GOOD OF AAAAAALL OF UUUUUS~! ...except the ones who are dead
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xWebkinzwarriorwolf Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE THE CAKE ISN'T A LIE
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:icon13deadsilence13:
13DeadSilence13 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012
lol i wish it was true...
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:iconxxxnightxxxshadexxx:
xXxNightxXxShadexXx Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
no.....NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO0OOOOOO!! IT CANT BE A LIE!!!!!!
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:iconwesdoug25:
wesdoug25 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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:iconscorpianato:
Scorpianato Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2011
The picture itself was great, sort of fortelling a future where computers as smart (or smarter...) than GLaDOS would roam and their errors....

Mate, I'm joking....Oh and the cake is NOT a lie, I gots some cake!
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:iconmasterchees3:
MASTERCHEES3 Featured By Owner Aug 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
HOW DID YOU MAKE TIS
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:icondarkness68:
darkness68 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011
the cake is NOT a lie.... and its so delicious and moist...
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:iconkittehcuttie13:
Kittehcuttie13 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Fuck you Glados
*makes the cake myself*
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AERlS Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
Arctic: ..........THE CAKE.......IT'S A LIE! :iconshakefish:

*looks at her insanly*
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:iconthrash-san9:
Thrash-san9 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2011
The cake is a lie, so have some pie.
The pie is a fake, so have some cake
:iconchainfailplz:
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:iconblueheron93:
blueheron93 Featured By Owner May 30, 2011  Student Writer
The cake is a lie, because it's a pie! :pie:
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:iconnabooru16:
Nabooru16 Featured By Owner May 20, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
We do what we must
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:iconfourthgoddess:
FourthGoddess Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011  Student General Artist
Because we can.
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:iconnabooru16:
Nabooru16 Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
For the good of all of us.
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:iconfourthgoddess:
FourthGoddess Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2011  Student General Artist
Except the one's who are dead.
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:iconnabooru16:
Nabooru16 Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
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:iconfourthgoddess:
FourthGoddess Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Student General Artist
You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake.
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:iconnabooru16:
Nabooru16 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
And the science gets done.
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:iconfourthgoddess:
FourthGoddess Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2011  Student General Artist
And you make a neat gun.
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:iconfoamy-fan:
foamy-fan Featured By Owner May 13, 2011
It's so deliciously moist :9
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:iconangelkitten2:
Angelkitten2 Featured By Owner May 1, 2011
b-but The CAKE is a LIE!!
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:iconsenari-haddock19:
senari-haddock19 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2011
Well guess what!
HAMBONING! YEAYUHHHHHHHHH!
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:iconclopinkingofgypsies:
ClopinKingOfGypsies Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
The Cake is Alive!
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:iconblame-your-isp:
Blame-Your-ISP Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2011
THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE
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:iconburning-waters:
burning-waters Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2011
i chose because we can \o/
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:iconkillerkitty4:
killerKitty4 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
But the cake isn't a lie,there's a room you can go to to find it,the companion cube it also there :)
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:icondarkshinkei5:
DarkShinkei5 Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
But that's a hack. XP
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:iconkillerkitty4:
killerKitty4 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
no it isn't!I've seen it been done there was no hacking required,just time and good aim
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:icondarkshinkei5:
DarkShinkei5 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2011
Poor, misguided youth. XP
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:iconkillerkitty4:
killerKitty4 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I've been told it's a glitch,not a hack^^
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:icondomyras:
Domyras Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011
TELL ME WHERE! xD
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:iconkillerkitty4:
killerKitty4 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
you can look it up on youtube
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